Wildlife Presenter Pillows

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Too much concealer?"

"Eat me"

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'Our family has a dry sense of humor, and we don't laugh that much.'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Caliologist

David Attenborough's Morning

Crow and fox

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"But what's my motivation?"

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"