Wildlife Comedian Pillows

"I don't like the look of this"

Grizzly has updated his status: 'I'm back from hibernation, who wants to meet me for a quick snack?'

Extinct Animals

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

"Here's a good one for you. Just four words; bear proof garbage cans."

'Be careful, Susan, don't fall for his 'We're an endangered species' line.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Lions secret revealed.

Why foxes can't tell jokes.

Regular Giraffe, Gangsta' giraffe.

Deer in bed with hunter's wife.

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Maybe you got a hold of something fresh."

"That won't fool any hunters."

Symbiotic Relationship Counselor

"I'm sorry sir, but the next available time slot for a mating fight is Thursday morning at ten..."

' I don't care if acorns is all you get to eat,you're not getting any of my lunch.'

Two Kangaroos: 'That does it!!! No more kids!!'

"Tough crowd... I suggest you try the hyena club."

'Yes, it's a big horn and useful when I charge, but it tends to make me cross-eyed...'

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

Frank and Byron were about to learn that the one thing these animals disliked more than being surprised by humans was being humiliated by them.

The flood of cheap Eastern European weapons onto the market had made hunting a lot more dangerous.

Rabbit putting hunters' shotgun shells on the fire.

'Yeah, you're probably right: She's not worth fighting over... Wanna do Heads or Tails?'

'....Who's the interior decorator again?'

Bird watchers club of America.

"Okay, remember Wildlife 101. He's probably more scared of me than I am of him."

"Eat me"

"Pardon me, Karen. Would you be filling the bird feeder soon? Asking for a friend..."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'