Nature Presenter Pillows

God's Miracles.

"...And finally, a mention has to go to the producers,directors and presenters who worked alongside us to make this award possible."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

The Food Chain

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

Live Stream

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

'Pray for me.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Vanna White: The Later Years.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"