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'Well, the first step to become a star on National Geographic TV is to stop eating cameramen.'

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

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Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Try me/try me/try me...

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Get out of my face!"

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'Pray for me.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Slug Bait- snails love it

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Penguin

"Promise me that if I die first you won't eat me."

Just a little seasoning...