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God's Miracles.

"...And finally, a mention has to go to the producers,directors and presenters who worked alongside us to make this award possible."

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Deer Season Open.

The Food Chain

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

Live Stream

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"Get out of my face!"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

I told you we were late!

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

"That concludes our broadcast day. Go to bed."

Happy birthday Dung Beetle

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Pray for me.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Penguin

Slug Bait- snails love it

Vanna White: The Later Years.