Wildlife Shows Pillows

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Bitchbark Canoe

Swan Fairy Tales

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Bears catching fish

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"They're so like us."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Bear Hugging Season Open

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

Crocodile

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The One That Got Away

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"