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Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Bitchbark Canoe

Swan Fairy Tales

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

Bears catching fish

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

"They're so like us."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Bear Hugging Season Open

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Monkeys/Humans in the zoo.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

The One That Got Away

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Crocodile

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'