Wildlife Television Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'We have Foxtel of course...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog in the puddles.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"They're so like us."

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Too much monkey business...

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Mother?'

'Guess who's teething?'

Polar bears

David Attenborough's Morning

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"

Pelican and Origami

"Next year we put the cats outside before we hibernate."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

'What's a picnic without ants?'