Wildlife Television Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'We have Foxtel of course...'

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog in the puddles.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"They're so like us."

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Penguin

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

Too much monkey business...

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

David Attenborough's Morning

'Mother?'

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

'Guess who's teething?'

Polar bears

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

"Really? Yes, you're a predator, but you're a tad too ambitious right now. Better start with hunting mice buddy!"

'Best to keep downwind.'

'If you really loved me, you'd stay downwind.'

Pelican and Origami

'Is that beak or are you just happy to see me?'