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'Aww criminy, Elaine... Did you even look at the dry cleaning when you picked it up?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"We found her wandering at the edge of the forest. She was raised by scientists."

Wolf's howling cracks the moon.

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"She's my bitch."

Buck Naked

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

"Admit it Dave, your eyesight is getting worse: You've just snatched a kid's Teddy Bear..."

'By the way, your garbage can lid is loose.'

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

'Sorry to hear about your gas, but I specialize in thorns-in-the-pay.'

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

Dead animal toupee.

"I love bamboo too, but I'm still not going to mate with you."

"They're so like us."

"She's fast."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'