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'Hello, front desk? I'd like to leave a March wake-up call.'

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

A beaver chews through a tree which remains hanging in the air.

"I've just been conned out of my dinner by a craft fox!"

"Dang it! They've taken golfers off our menu."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"This is a good time to be a fish."

'The kids just get so upset when a pet dies, so we decided to get one of these tortoises that live to be 150.'

Vlad the Impala

'That does it!! NO MORE KIDS!!'

'No, Neville. I don't think anyone will ever open a burger bar around here. Now, finish your carrion!'

"I'm sorry I ever questioned the value of Tetris."

"Dam kids..."

Sure, I have good body armour, but I do have a weakness: I'm ticklish...

'Time to gobble up today's quota of fish oil.'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Life is for the birds.

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Garden Goddess.