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The fox and the hen shelter under the same tree in the rain

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Romantic Giraffes

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

Piranhaclaus

Garden Goddess.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

Frog in the puddles.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

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Giraffe Selfie

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"