Wildlife Documentaries Pillows

Mousehole TV

'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'

'Okay, you can watch 'animal planet'....just don't try any of that stuff at home.'

'Is it me or are those dinosaurs looking younger?'

"Yeah, my attack on the gnu made it to the final cut of the documentary and it was shown in slow motion: awesome!"

"I dare say you have seen more interesting wildlife programmes. For the last hour you've been watching the gold-fish tank."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

Crocodile

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"But what's my motivation?"

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"They've been walking like this since they watched that documentary on elephants."

"This is a repeat. See what's on The Bird Channel."

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

Casting Wildlife Films.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

The Hidden World of Desks

Filming the Crocodile.

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Remember when this was just going to be forty days and forty nights?"

"Harold... they know."

"Hooowwwwlll!!"

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

"Stop it! There's a wildlife photographer around, so I want you to behave!"

"I've been in three documentaries, but I've never been nominated."

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"