Wildlife Documentarian Pillows

"Harold... they know."

'Do you mind if we switch to the Discovery Channel? There's a wonderful show on migratory habits of gray seals.'

Flamingos getting tangled together.

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

Paul the house sparrow, yet another of life's creatures undone by the David Attenborough cameras.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"But what's my motivation?"

People Planet.

'Police have counted the dead resulting from today's disaster. However, they suspect that some of these victims may be just playing possum.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

The Hidden World of Desks

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

In Other News, Owls. Owl News Now. Here Owls. Owl Time.

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"I touched another squirrel's nuts. Any other questions?"

Mousehole TV

Trap set by bear to catch hunter.

"Okay - I can see you now."

Filming the Crocodile.

'He had a hop-on part in a David Attenborough special.'

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Dude, I don't mind watching your holiday video, but can you fast-forward it please..."

Big Brother - Final Series.

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

"He looks like becoming our first 'celebrity' gorilla!"

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.