Wildlife Documentary Fan Pillows

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"If I can crawl, you can circle."

Field guide to North American plumbers

"Angela! Come quick! The Johnsons are on National Geographic and you'll never guess what they're doing?"e on National

"Gary, you know I hate it when you wear that shirt."

Happy Birthday, Bimba

'Sorry, pal - this is an invitation-only feeding.'

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

'Pammy! It's about Geoff! The Cheetahs! They...they...culled him from the herd and....(sob) brought him down!'

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

"Mating fights! Well, consider yourself lucky! Just imagine how embarrassing it is when we have to perform mating dances..."

"I dare say you have seen more interesting wildlife programmes. For the last hour you've been watching the gold-fish tank."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Frog in the puddles.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Penguin

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

'Actually, my Tommy is a little devil too...'

Too much monkey business...

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Polar bears

'Mother?'

Praying Mantis.

'It's easy, just wee!'

'Best to keep downwind.'

'What's a picnic without ants?'

Pelican and Origami

"The night raid on the kitchen bench was a disaster sir! The owner woke up, came downstairs for a glass of water and attacked us!"