Wildlife Documentary Fanatic Pillows

"Could you guys come back later? We're not exhibiting our best behaviors."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"But what's my motivation?"

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'She hunts, she brings it back, and my manhood,thank goodness, remains intact.'

Casting Wildlife Films.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'You've killed four warthogs, nine antelopes, two buffaloes and six gnus, but you haven't killed any zebras! Well, I call that discrimination!'

"What can you possibly expect from my client, your honor? He's a wolf!"

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

"I am sorry. I'm going to have to let you go. You just can't seem to learn the words."

Mousehole TV

'Ambushing them is a great idea: I usually tend to charge blindly...'

"Hold on, you can't attack her! Can't you see she's pregnant!"

Field guide to North American plumbers

Filming the Crocodile.

'He's been sleeping up there ever since he saw that 'Jaguars' program on the nature channel.'

"We'll have whatever they are at the next table."

'I'm sorry, but I'll have to eat you. . . they're filming a documentary.'

"Harold... they know."

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

'Anything of biological interest in your neck of the woods, Anderson?'

Happy Birthday, Bimba

I can't put my finger on it Philip...but since you came back from the safari you've been different.

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'