Wildlife Documentary Lover Pillows

Slinkies Climbing Upstairs To Spawn.

"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."

Filming the Crocodile.

"Next on animals after dark...Squirrels Gone Wild!"

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

'That's one hell of a cat-flap Harry. You must have a big cat, heh, heh.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

". . . So that's 4 birdies, 1 eagle, 2 ferrets and a rabbit!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Author's Bio-diversity.

"Sorry, you're only allowed one carrion."

Jungle Stores.

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"I'm sorry about all this. It's my animal magnetism."

Mother Duck.

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Baby squirrel & Berries

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Bug reading book has antennae that are lights.

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Overkill, dude."