Wildlife Appreciation Gifts

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'... 'Bite it,' I said. 'It's catch and release,' I said ... Now I feel horrible.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

John`s life-long dream was to swim with the dolphins.

'You see it was worthwhile learning to use stilts: Only giraffes can reach these leaves usually...'

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

'The sign says not to feed them, Fred.'

DIY Hunting Trophy

'The only problem, really is that our mahouts don't get along...'

Erm...Those aren't novelty slippers are they?

'Passing the buck'

'No, Friday is not good for me, sorry. Boy, hunting in a pack is such a logistical nightmare...'

'Try no. 179 - fresh, instant, none of this packaging.'

'And a hint of oak.'

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Mountain Sheep Attacking Men Climbing Buildings.

'Okay, I'll wear the plaque, but she'll never believe you bagged a duck.'

"Wow, you were right, the wind in your face is really nice..."

"Good evening, my name is Lisa. I'm your predator tonight."

"Humans grow it everywhere and spend lots of time mowing it short, then, they don't even eat it..."

Birds of Cheshire.

Sweet dreams.

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

'Why should I be scared? I'm not a crow...'

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

Chimpanzees are identical to humans. Except for the whole super human strength, lack of reasoning and fierce killing things. Yeah, that's different.

'It's strange: I sleep about 18 hours a day, but I still can't remember any of my dreams...'

"I'm a wild horse and want to remain that way, but shoes would sure help my aching feet..."

Prepared for the Climate Change

We're having a dinner party.

"That's mine."

"OK, now take one with mine."

"Screw it. I'm endangered anyways."

City Zoo: Day Care