Wildlife Wit Appreciator Gifts

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

The Salmon Run

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"

Bear Hugging Season Open

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Thug life on safari.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Civilized Salmon

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"What'll ya have?"

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Rubbish Carousel

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!