Wildlife Humor Appreciator Gifts

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

'Wait guys, don't go hunting without me, I'll get some tomato sauce...'

"I migrate you see, so I'm basically living an endless summer. So I thought to myself: learn to surf!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Too much concealer?"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

Saving for Retirement.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'I didn't have time to hunt'

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

"Fasten your seat belt."

'I don't see how you can breathe through that thing - it's so small!'

"I hate hibernating! All our devices need updating. And now we need to go through a thousand phone and text messages."