Wildlife Humor Lovers Gifts

'Wow! Look at the roaming charges on our cell phone bill!'

"I'm weighing the risk of brain damage against a life of celibacy."

Buffalo Secrets

"Women! Am I right?"

Deer TV

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Too much concealer?"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Crow and fox

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Fasten your seat belt."

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.

I know you do your mating dance just to embarrass the kids.

"Man, what I wouldn't do for one of those free-range meals right now."

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."