Wildlife Humor Fans Gifts

Bill, stop it! Feral cats don't purr!

"So, how do we do this?"

'Yeacch! Did you check the expiration date on this thing?'

"You've been selling your acorns on ebay?"

'Best bear dog I ever had.'

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Happy Gnu Year!"

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Too much concealer?"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Eat me"

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

'Pray for me.'

Giraffe Portrait

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Crow and fox

'You know, after a long hard winter, I just HATE eating out of cans.'

'I wanted a change in decor.'

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

'You're not alone, Mr. Scrapp. A lot of hyenas are sensitive to laughter in the bedroom.'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

The polar bear's vending machine.

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

The cat's pyjamas - cat camouflage.

A polar bear has slipped and is sprawled out on the ice next to a yellow caution sign that features a slipping figure.