Wildlife Fans Gifts

"I thought you were on the pill."

Frog in the puddles.

Leopards do change their spots

The Lemcoaster

"Remember kids: the best way to annoy a human is to fly around its nose, ears, mouth or eyes..."

"I am not going down to men in G-strings."

The Lion Tamer.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Computers affect real life.

Hunter/Tourist/Native/Nerd. Lion Vending Machines.

"All I can figure is the damn gazelles must've learned how to use tranquilizer guns."

Baby penguin playing soccer and using a walrus tusks as goal posts.

Crocodile/Alligator

'This perch keeps dropping more and more. It's really irritating!'

'Hold it, big guy - laughing hyenas never laugh at anyone - we're just naturally good-natured.'

Do bears @#$ in the woods?

"I thought you were a tele-bark-eter."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Wildlife

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

"Look, a bug!"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Garden Goddess.

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'