Wildlife Watching Gifts

"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"Try to remain calm. I'm going to talk you down."

Life's a bench.

Rare footage of a leopard changing its spots.

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

"There's nothing on that sign about hugging."

"...you're telling me you think it knows kung-fu as well."

"Wow. That Phil sure is lucky to be indoors on a night like this!"

Three frogs watching their tadpoles (colour).

Bear sees fisherman in canoe, thinks of hotdog.

"Harold's easing into retirement."

A squirrel uses a triangle to announce to other squirrels that a bird feeder has just been re-filled.

'This is a gatored community... not a gated community!'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Where's all those lions we were told are out here?'

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Sorry guys, it's just procedure. We need a family member to identify the body, while it's still recognizable.'

'...You say you hunt for food and not for sport? What a coincidence! So do we!'

Determined to get a good snapshot, Dr Day inched closer and closer to the sleeping bull elephant. Just then, his beeper went off.

New Deer Resolutions

'Come on, come on!'

Dave had never experienced nervous ticks until just before his nature channel debut

'And while we were in Mauritius, Robert became absolutely obsessed with the geckos in our villa.'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Do I have anything stuck in-between my tusks?'

Passive aggressive bears are the worst.

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

"Sleeping in?"

Catskills

'We like to call them 'bears', Higgins.'

'We have a stowaway.'

"This is beautiful. We should come downtown more often."