Wildlife Observation Gifts

"Darn, it's another bald-crowned big bellied male."

Bird watchers watch each other's bird.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Why?"

"Birds talk about birdwatchers."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

Man about to be attacked by a bear.

"Embezzle is a pretty strong word. Isn't it possible he just forgot where he buried them?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

'I'm amazed they got planning permission.'

'Stop yelling, Frank, you'll scare the birds away!'

Discovery.

"I've decided I need to work more on my people skills...they keep getting away."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Why can't you become obsessed by TROPICAL birds?!'

How about going easy on the carbs

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

'You want to put down the field guide a moment and lend me a hand?'

"So near and yet so far!"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Make Your Own Micro Wildlife Refuge

'I don't know what it is. It showed up right after I invented agriculture.'

Bird sees 'No Vacancy' sign on birdhouse

So you're a mocking bird...

'Do not feed the bears.' - 'A hug then?'

Common predators of the grey squirrel.

"And where did you put the rest of the moose?"

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

"We've tried forming a collective--no leader, no power dynamics, but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."

'This one's extremely rare - pass me the ether jar!'

'Don't get so excited - it's only a fish.'

Hey! Your job is to retrieve them.'

'Oooh, I see we have a celebrity among us tonight.'

'Dickie had dodged a lot of shotgun pellets - this was something new.'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'