
"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."
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"I told you! Seeing your reflection on a recently washed and polished car's roof is the best remedy for constipation."
"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."
'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'
"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."
"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"
Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"
Fly Fishing
"Look, a bug!"
"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."
He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.
Bears catching fish
"What road do you want to dart across today?"
'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'
How about going easy on the carbs
So you're a mocking bird...
'I admire your floatibility.'
'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'
Dog Park / Cat Park
"I love this time of day."
"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."
"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."
"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."
"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"
"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."
He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.
"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."
Beaver tower
'My goodness,Ralph,let him have it.It's only a measly old meal worm.'
'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'
"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"
"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."
'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'
'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'
"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."
"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."
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