Animal Behavior Watcher Gifts

"He uses tools and he flings excrement- what's not to vote for?"

Beaver tower

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

"OK, before we start fighting, I'm warning you: five of the females are nasty, three snore, six are lazy and pretty much all of them are bad mothers..."

"How much to lick the saucer?"

"I love this time of day."

"This way, the humans get the message."

"So, when did you guys get a bidet?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Help!'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'Call me lazy if you want, but being a predator is hard work, so I'm having a go at being a scavenger...'

"Hey, new guy, any idea as to where the others have gone?"

Scientist studies a rat chasing a gladiator.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"I think we may be related!"

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

TSA Noah

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."