Dog Behavior Observer Gifts

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

Clever dog.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"They know me here."

"Typical. They're happy to benefit from our service but just try and come in as a customer."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

"Welcome aboard. We will endeavor to treat you with dignity and respect. Now get you and your stupid face out of my office."

Beaver tower

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'It's almost as if they knew!'

Bird Bath.

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog History

Hyenas as Pets

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

"Teach me not to care."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Bad dog!"