Dog Behavior Observer Pillows

'The date was going well... until Lenny decided to eat his own vomit.'

Clever dog.

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'We should have named him 'Bill,' looking at what we have to buy each week.'

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

'Sometimes he seems almost human, but he's very good at being a dog.'

"They know me here."

"Typical. They're happy to benefit from our service but just try and come in as a customer."

"I love this time of day."

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

'It's almost as if they knew!'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

The life of penguins.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Bird Bath.

"Teach me not to care."

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Hyenas as Pets

The revenge of Russell

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Dog History

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

FISH ESCAPE.

"They say this will keep us up all night like that's a bad thing."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"Bad dog!"

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Looks like Bob is leading the flock again!"

Teacher to king and queen: "He keeps invading other children's space."