Animal Behavior Watcher Pillows

"He uses tools and he flings excrement- what's not to vote for?"

"I'm new to this tank, fellas. What's the food like around here?"

"OK, before we start fighting, I'm warning you: five of the females are nasty, three snore, six are lazy and pretty much all of them are bad mothers..."

"How much to lick the saucer?"

"I love this time of day."

"This way, the humans get the message."

"So, when did you guys get a bidet?"

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

'Help!'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'Call me lazy if you want, but being a predator is hard work, so I'm having a go at being a scavenger...'

"Hey, new guy, any idea as to where the others have gone?"

Scientist studies a rat chasing a gladiator.

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

Dog Park / Cat Park

TSA Noah

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"