Animal Watcher Pillows

'Eyes too big for your beak, eh?'

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Nature Hide.

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

Bitchbark Canoe

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Swan Fairy Tales

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Bears catching fish

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.