Animal Watcher Mugs

'Eyes too big for your beak, eh?'

'If mobile phones become too popular we'll have nowhere to sit !'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

Nature Hide.

"It's nice when all the kids get together at Christmas, but..."

"If owls are so smart, how come they don't already now who it is?"

Bitchbark Canoe

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Swan Fairy Tales

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Fly Fishing

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Mind the whale, dear."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.