Dog Watcher Mugs

Doggie Joke Book. The answer is, "Twenty-eight --- Once cat to screw in the light bulb, and twenty-seven cats to take naps."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now I really hate poetry."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I think we may be related!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."