Duck Watcher Mugs

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Blue Upright

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Bird Torture.

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'Now what?'

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Tequila Mockingbird

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.