Penguin Watcher Mugs

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Cariactures

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Glance Exchange

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Ice shelfie.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Penguin

Teddy and friends.