Penguin Watcher T-Shirts

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Cariactures

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Glance Exchange

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Ice shelfie.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Teddy and friends.