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"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

Too much monkey business...

Teddy and friends.

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