Penguin Watching Gifts

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

Are you sure we had to attend a one-hour seminar to receive a free flight?

Temporarily closed for resurfacing.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

A Symphony of Penguins

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Dolores is so avant garde.