Primate Watching Gifts

'It was just here! Ugh...I bet it threw our dinner again.'

Too much monkey business...

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

The Zoo.

Tourists

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

"I think we may be related!"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

TSA Noah

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

'I think I'll take her to the zoo today.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"Yes, that's the tree with all the squirrels from yesterday. And no, I don't know where they are today."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'