Primate Aficionados Gifts

'He's saying 'Enough bananas - I'm also a carnivore'.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Too much monkey business...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I'm very proud of my El Gecko.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"I ventured into a garden this morning and was caught by a snake catcher, then relocated here. Where am I? Can you help me find my family again?"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Swinging through the jungle.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

"...an this is my extended family."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

"Promise I won't evolve into one of those, Ma."

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

The Brain Draw hits the Gomango Jungle - 'It's pretty dull around here since all our best minds have left for the primate learning centers.'

an ape is at therapy.The therapists says to him: 'Herbert, i'd like you to talk about your feelings just before one of your poo-flinging fits of rage.'

Corn Lizard

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'Will frolic in trees, or whatever it is we do, for food.'