Primate Fan Gifts

'I lost all respect for my Organ-Grinder when I realized he was not playing but merely turning the handle! That's when I left him...'

Monkey

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

Jenny, the orang-outang, taking tea at the Zoo.

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'

Monkey checks himself out in the mirror.

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

"Twenty, if you count the one that’s flying the plane."

'You only want to do it now when people are watching.'

"Did you switch conditioners?"

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"We owe a lot to those primate-speech centers. They helped us skip right over millions of years of evolution."

An ape holds a computer.

"A Good, But Not a Great Ape"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"What's the problem? Oh... no smoking?"

Pirate

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'