Primates Fan Gifts

'That's our boy!' (Monkeys watching Lee Evans on TV).

Pirate

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Shall I let them breathe."

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

Happy birthday Darling!

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Swinging through the jungle.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'