Primate Supporter Gifts

Celebrating the Chinese New Year of the Monkey

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Lumbar support animal

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Too much monkey business...

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"This is my man cave."

"Bees need all the help they can get Bob! Think of the consequences! No more honey for a start..."

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

DIY Butchers

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Trump to Build Wall

Swinging through the jungle.

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."