Primate Conservationist Gifts

Trump to Build Wall

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Too much monkey business...

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"Bang!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Anything to declare?'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Swinging through the jungle.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"

'Brachiating?! Kids these days... whatever happened to good old fashioned swinging?!'