Primate Conservationist Pillows

Trump to Build Wall

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

At the primate speech center, Mokobo tries some stand-up comedy...

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

Too much monkey business...

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Bang!"

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Save the whales

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'Anything to declare?'

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

Primate Speech Institute. He's learned to talk, but all he'll talk about is the price of bananas.

Swinging through the jungle.

'Bernie, you're not gonna have anything disgusting to hurl at zoo visitors if you forget this.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"