Animal Conservationist Pillows

'Anything to declare?'

Save me versus Feed me.

'Our children would be Vuldos or Dodures. You wanna run this past Noah?'

Jaguar

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"Hopefully our species will survive this cruise."

"Do you have to keep humming 'In the Mood'?"

"And he doesn't shed at all."

"And then one day I thought - 'what the hell?!'. . . I'm endangered anyway."

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'She's not going for it - looks like it's up to you to save the day, Wilkinshaw...'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Be patient! Weather and homeland are not chosen."

'Tell me the truth Doc, what do I have another 50 or 75 years?'

Aliens took the last breeding pair of dodos.

WMy new fella loves to hunt the beaver!"

How the orange Mexican cobra, her favourite food was chihuahua with jalapenos, vanished from planet Earth...

'Damn humans tranquilized us again! We should switch tags just to mess up their research!'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'I would love to learn to ski too, but when there's snow around, I'm usually asleep...'

"Bang!"

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A mother and baby elephant

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish