Creature Conservationist Pillows

"Don't be such a baby. You're officially an endangered species, so I'm going to have to earmark you."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

The melting polar ice caps

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Igloo for birds.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

"Sometimes, plastic in the ocean isn't bad... Ooh, that bottle cap will make a lovely bowl for Ed and Nicole!"

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."

National Oil Reserve (Formerly National Wildlife Reserve).

"Wow, listen to that: "Do you have a pioneer spirit? Wolves needed for reintroduction into European National Parks"..."

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"I pose as a concerned citizen, but honestly I wouldn't miss the golden marmoset if it did become extinct."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Penguin to wing-flapping penguin: 'Pardon my saying, but you're acting a little flighty.'

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."