Wildlife Conservationists Pillows

Free neck massages.

'Why of course I won't hurt the nice man. Now run along and play.'

Monkey Contraceptives

'Being an endangered species has its drawbacks: We're not allowed to play dangerous sports...'

Self driving car containing a baby elephant

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

The interested bystanders.

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

"I love you too, big guy."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Monkey-artist

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

Beaver tower

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Zoo: No Hunting.

If first impressions count for anything, this doesn't look good!

Conservation Area

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'Now, think hard about it: Do you want to be known as the one who ate the last Dodo?'