Passionate About Wildlife Conservation Pillows

"I just have this uncontrollable urge to kill him, skin him, cut off his head,and hang it on the wall."

Wildlife

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Giraffe Umbrella

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Look, a bug!"

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Garden Goddess.

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"I love this time of day."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

Koala

"Do we really need to chase the rabbit down into its warren Dad? It's a maze and it's dark down there..."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Giraffe Selfie

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Check it out! In nature, females are in charge...they select their mates!"

"Marco ..."

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"