Wildlife Conservation Supporter Pillows

'I think you'll like the spotted owl. It tastes like a cross between a bald eagle and a Californian condor.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Beaver tower

"That's mine!"

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

The melting polar ice caps

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Climate Change

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

Igloo for birds.

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."