Wildlife Conservation Supporter Pillows

'I think you'll like the spotted owl. It tastes like a cross between a bald eagle and a Californian condor.'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Polluted geese

A mother and baby elephant

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"Tallyho!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

"That's mine!"

The melting polar ice caps

Rhinoceros Is Most Intelligent Ungulate

"If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Igloo for birds.

"Try to get him away from that bloody whip...Pass it on."

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

Climate Change

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

'But Honey, if we have kids, we won't be endangered anymore: We will lose all the social benefits and attention...'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

"Think about it: You're about to create fifty two orphans!"

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Good grief! Aren't you guys extinct yet?'

"Look, until there's a Tinder for pandas, we have to meet the old-fashioned way: being locked in a room together by scientists."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."