Wildlife Supporter Pillows

'Santa wouldn't employ me because I'm an African elephant, not a reindeer. I want to sue him for discrimination!'

'You guys are real friends!'

'All in favour of an MP cull, say 'aye'...'

'Keep still, this won't hurt a bit.'

Broken Beaver Dam

'Why should I feel bad? We're part of natures original recycling program!'

'I didn't evolve from dinosaurs for this.'

Baby elephant tug of war.

'That's climate change for you!'

"Wow! Dig the umbrella stands on her!"

Pest controller tries to catch old woman who is exacerbating the problem by feeding birds.

"Use your indoor voice!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"I'll say it's serious...He has a sore throat."

"Developing a layer of insulating fat isn't as easy as it sounds."

Anteater choosing between a man-made ant farm and an ant hill with Free-Range sign.

Seals - Pick your own.

Elephant struggling to escape.

'Brenda, this line dancing isn't at all what I expected.'

Another reason farm raised fish aren't as healthy as wild ones.

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

"That's mine!"

"Darling - I would LOVE to adopt a penguin... But I think our bath's too small."

"I was about to eat the eggs when they hatched, then they impressed and my "mama bear' instinct kicked in..."

"Listen, it starts with just a road. Then it's streets and then avenues, and before you know it, you're on the New Jersey Turnpike, wondering where it all went so wrong."

"Oh boy, hunters! Quick, let's hide behind that tree!"

"Now there's something you don't see everyday."

'Ben is disappointed. He thought the Wildlife Federation was a swinging party group.'

Man replaces tank sign with deer sign

'So you got five dollars from the Toothfairy... Big deal! My teeth are worth thousands on the black market...'

Warning - Choking Hazard.

'Sir, we've just received word that our company is not longer a threat to the environment, and you have a squirrel holding on line two.'

Support our wildlife preserves

A deer crosses the road in a wheel chair where there's both a deer crossing and a handicap sign.

'Was it the beaver dream again?'